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KARKAT VANTAS (♋)
[ ] Cancer is your zodiac sign
[ ] Grey and red are your favorite colors
[ ] you love RIDICULOUSLY TERRIBLE ROMANTIC MOVIES AND ROMCOMS 
[ ] You like to program computers
[ ] you fail at it
[ ] YOU LIKE TO TYPE IN CAPS
[ ] You don't put up with anyone's bullshit
[ ] you love to argue and support your arguments with empty logic
[ ] you never smile
[x] you get aggravated easily
[ ] you act like an asshole but deep down you care for your friends
[ ] you have problems with relationships
TOTAL: 1

Vriska Serket (♏)
[ ] Scorpio is your zodiac sign
[ ] Dark blue, is your favorite color
[x] you Love to role play
[ ] you like spiders
[ ] you like end of the world scenarios such as the zombie Apocalypse, fall out invasion etc
[x] magic 8 balls are cool
[ ] you are very manipulative
[ ] you are a huge bitch
[x] you easily get bored
[ ] you blame your problems on other things, such as "bad luck"
[ ] you have an addiction to breaking things
[x] you never clean up after yourself
Total: 4

Tavros Nitram (♉)
[x] Taurus is your zodiac sign
[ ] your favorite colors are orange and brown
[x] you love FAIRY TALES AND FANTASY STORIES
[x] you love card and role playing games
[x] You believe in FAIRIES, even though they AREN'T REAL.
[x] you are too sensitive
[x] you never really "hate" anybody
[ ] you like to commune with wildlife
[x] you have a friendly attitude
[ ] you are pretty good at poetry
[ ] you LARP
[x] you some times stutter when you talk
total: 8

Terezi Pyrope (♎)
[ ] Libra is your zodiac sign
[ ] your favorite colors are red and blue
[ ] you are more interested in taste and smell then sight
[x] you love dragons
[ ] y0u l0v3 t0 sp34k 1n l33t h3h3h3
[x] you love plushies
[x] you love to role play
[ ] you are a sociopath
[x] you are almost always grinning
[ ] you take interests in law and justice
[x] you like to draw
[ ] you can be really flirty sometimes
total: 4

Kanaya Maryam (♍)
[ ] Virgo is your zodiac sign
[ ] your favorite color is dark green
[x] you love fashion
[x] you love LIVELY COLORFUL PATTERNS.
[ ] you love to sew
[x] you love literature
[ ] you have no problem getting into fights
[x] chainsaws are awesome
[ ] you like make up
[x] you are a pretty creative person when it comes down to it
[ ] you like the taste of blood
[ ] getting revenge is always high on your list
total: 5

Aradia Megido (♈)
[ ] Aries is your zodiac sign
[ ] blood red is your favorite color
[ ] you inadvertently make frog noises
[ ] 0_0 is your favorite emote 
[x] you like ARCHEOLOGY
[ ] you like to destroy things out of boredom
[ ] you can hear voices that no one else can hear
[ ] you used to role play
[ ] you are obsessed with temporal inevitability 
[ ] you are a very violent and confrontational person
[ ] you're sometimes spooky in appearance
[ ] you love talking about depressing things
total: 1

Equius Zahhak (♐)
[ ] Sagittarius is you zodiac sign
[ ] you like the color Royal Blue
[ ] you have a widow's peak
[x] you sweat a lot
[ ] you love being strong
[ ] you SUCK AT ARCHERY
[x] You have a great appreciation for THE FINE ARTS.
[ ] Practically everything MAKES YOU FURIOUS
[ ] You have so much rage, it can only be expressed through STAGGERING QUANTITIES OF PHYSICAL VIOLENCE.
[x] you like to build things
[ ] you have some pretty strange fetishes
[ ] you love playing high stakes games
total: 3

Nepeta Leijon (♌)
[ ] Leo is you zodiac sign
[x] you like the color light green
[x] you love cats
[x] :3 is your favorite emote
[ ] you are into furries
[x] you love to draw
[x] you have a heightened sense of smell
[x] you are freaking obsessed with friendly role playing
[x] you have a naive view of everything
[x] you love "OTP" (one true paring)
[ ] you are just too cute
[ ] and very playful
total: 8

Sollux Captor (♊)
[ ] Gemini is your zodiac sign
[x] you like the color yellow
[x] you speaks with a bit of a lisp
[ ] you are totally sick hacker
[ ] you have bi polar mood swings
[x] you are pretty introverted
[ ] you beat yourself up over little things
[ ] you like to keep everything mismatched such as your clothing
[x] you think you are not good enough
[ ] you rather be technical then use brute force
[ ] you think you have voices in your head, but it really is just your paranoia
[ ] your best friend is a dick  
total: 4

Feferi Peixes (♓)
[ ] Pisces is your zodiac sign
[x] you like the color lavender
[x] you love wearing colorful clothing
[ ] you love to swim
[x] you get really excited easily
[x] you are very very perky and energetic
[x] you are optimistic and fearless
[ ] you are stronger then you look
[x] you love looking after animals
[x] you are very modest
[ ] you have a pretty good tolerance when it comes to annoying things
[ ] you have a slightly rude and insulting side
total: 7

Eridan Ampora (♒)
[ ] Aquarius is your zodiac sign
[x] you like the color dark purple
[ ] you dress flamboyantly
[ ] you have an affection for tales of historical leaders, conquerors, and military history.
[ ] you have a massive ego
[x] you love magic and wizards
[ ] you have a genocide complex
[ ] you swear like a sailor
[x] you try to make friends with everybody regardless of their opinion of you
[ ] you get jealous a lot
[ ] you are romantically lost
[ ] you are kind of a tool
total: 3 

Gamzee Makara (♑)
[ ] Capricorn is your zodiac sign
[x] you like the color indigo
[ ] you like clowns
[x] you like sweet things
[x] you like to bake
[x] you are pretty laid back
[ ] you don't like knowing the technology or science behind things
[ ] you are impulsive and/or unpredictable
[x] you are silly and eccentric
[ ] you like insane clown posse
[ ] you cuss a lot
[ ] you are a stoner
total: 5

A tie between Tavros and Nepeta!
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Mind if I try this?